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this is probably the funniest conversation ive ever had with a random guy....this guy must have gotten his dick chopped off or something...just look at his site: http://hometown.aol.com/adventurehk/
 
im_adventure: That's a sweet name...
candice: hi
candice: what kind of engineer are you
im_adventure: Electrical engineer
candice: that's waht im studying
candice: so are you a software engineer, or more design?
candice: i want to go into mixed signal design
candice: im not much of a programmer
im_adventure: Wow, that was exactly I liked... I am a device engineer...
im_adventure: solving problems... give you the rush...
candice: yea
im_adventure: that's exciting experience...
im_adventure: you must be a smart girl
candice: thanks
candice: what company do you work for?
im_adventure: Freescale
im_adventure: do you go to UT?
candice: yea
im_adventure: that's exciting...
candice: what kind of music do you like?
im_adventure: all different, country, latin when I go dancing... when I drive, i like something really soft...
im_adventure: soft rock
im_adventure: that just makes relaxed... and sometimes you can feel an emotional connection...
candice: yea
im_adventure: Just like that soft touch... inside... that feels you heart with warmth...
candice: yea i know what you mean
im_adventure: with me, I think that's something we'd like to enjoy over and over again...
im_adventure: Sometimes, although it's not so often... some people can give you the same kind of feeling...
candice: do u ever play chess?
im_adventure: I'm never good at chess or cards...
im_adventure: it's kind of weird, i was very good at math and physics... but I just can't count cards... think ahead of chess
candice: do you think chess is pure intelligence or just luck
im_adventure: mostly intelligence plus some luck... I guess
im_adventure: I heard the former Rusian champion can repeat what anyone speaks with even a language he doesn't understand!
candice: wow
candice: he must be a smarty pants
im_adventure: seems like you are good at whatever you do...
candice: his name is Garry Kasparov
candice: thank you.
im_adventure: pleaure
im_adventure: pleasure
im_adventure: isn't it really interesting... most people just make you feel so so...  but very few people just make you feel youwant to talk...
im_adventure: and enjoy the wonderful experience...
candice: yea...life has lots of wonderful things to offer
candice: i think all people have something special to offer,
candice: you just have to get to know them
candice: well
im_adventure: sure
candice: sometimes life is perfect
candice: and sweet as a caramel
candice: sometimes lifes a diamond
candice: all to precious
candice: and hard as hell
candice: sometimes youve got it made in the shade
candice: drinkin ice cold lemonade
candice: sometimes this world just passes you by
im_adventure: when you have and see the wonderful things, just enjoy most...
im_adventure: while bad times can make you appreciate the wonderful times you've had...
im_adventure: so when you see a wonderful opportunity in front of you... you just want to go for it... grab hold of it... and take it...
im_adventure: with me, it could be an awsome adventure... that leads you to a totally newdirection...
candice: i never let a good opportunity slip through my fingers
im_adventure: You must be a great adventurer, I guess...
candice: i like to take the less travelled roads
im_adventure: and an explorer as well...
candice: i like to explore my inner feelings
candice: and inner soul
candice: a part of me that no one knows about
im_adventure: or yeah explore deep into that inner place... where everything can be tried on...
candice: sometimes i try prada, others chanel
candice: just depends on my mood
im_adventure: you make me curious about your handwriting...
im_adventure: too bad i don't see it and can't analyze it...
candice: yea
candice: sometimes when i think about life, and the meaning of it all
candice: i just get the biggest urge to finger the absolute shit out of my asshole
candice: like so fucking hard
im_adventure: Actually, it reminds me something I read, inside every woman, there are two women...
im_adventure: one is socially programmed woman...
im_adventure: the other, natural woman...
candice: im all natural
candice: my pubes are like 3 inches long
im_adventure: wow, that must feel good to touch then
candice: its really sofyt
candice: soft
candice: i condition it with pantine pro-v
im_adventure: you put a vivid image inside my mind...
candice: today i shoved a 10 inch dildo in my anus
candice: and i have a disease where my boobs lactate like constantly
candice: milk is actually dripping out of them right now
im_adventure: that's exciting...
im_adventure: too bad i can't see
im_adventure: well, candice... I have to go and have a good sleep...
candice: alright
candice: it was a pleasure
im_adventure: yeah, too bad we may never meet and talk over coffee...
candice: why do you say thayt?
im_adventure: I don't know... time always passes fast...
candice: yea lifes like a cheetah
im_adventure: I really would like to analyze your handwriting and reveal some of you inner feelings you may not know conciously though
candice: life is like a virgin,
candice: its over so fast
candice: yea i would be very interested
im_adventure: What time do you think is best?
im_adventure: well, you may not really want to do it...
candice: ill scan you a picture some day
candice: of my handwriting
candice: but i have to go
candice: i need to go switch my milk carton out thats catching all the dribbling milk
im_adventure: ok, I'lll email yo a poem...
im_adventure: tomorrow...
candice: ok
candice: thank you
im_adventure: what's your email address
candice: candice_163@yahoo.com
im_adventure: ok, sweet dreams, don't include me in them though
candice: why not?
im_adventure: that would be too wild
candice: haha
candice: ok
candice: good night
im_adventure: night

 
 
me on brians screen name fucking with some girl he has a crush on:
 
SaxyBrian: hey
doll xx skin: hey whats up
SaxyBrian: nothing just drinkin...wanna come over?
SaxyBrian: im kinda sad....this girl just broke my heart
doll xx skin: aww im sorry
SaxyBrian: its ok..i dunno
SaxyBrian: i really liked her and she ditched me forsome guy who doesnt even carea bout her
SaxyBrian: hes just using her for sex
doll xx skin: man that sucks
SaxyBrian: yea
doll xx skin: but that shit happens all the time
SaxyBrian: yea...it just seems lke i never win
SaxyBrian: i mean....i really loved this one
SaxyBrian: i let her get away
doll xx skin: awww
SaxyBrian: :-(
SaxyBrian: im feeling so down
doll xx skin: if love were easy..everyone would do it
SaxyBrian: yea...im just gonna keep trying
doll xx skin: thats all you can do
SaxyBrian: sometimes i just wanna write a poem
SaxyBrian: i need to get my feelings out you know
SaxyBrian: man i sound so gay
doll xx skin: no you dont
SaxyBrian: but really..i really liked this one
doll xx skin: haha i write it out all the time
SaxyBrian: you wanna come over and talk ?
SaxyBrian: i mean you dont ahve to
SaxyBrian: actually i kinda wanna be alon
SaxyBrian: alone
SaxyBrian: i dont want you to see my cry
doll xx skin: hahahaha
doll xx skin: poor thing
doll xx skin: ill talk to you on here if you want
doll xx skin: and i wont see you cry
SaxyBrian: i dunno if i should
SaxyBrian: im drunk
SaxyBrian: i cant drive right now
SaxyBrian: lets just talk online
SaxyBrian: i need to get my feelings out
doll xx skin: thats what i meant
SaxyBrian: do you ever feel like youve known someone your whole life?
doll xx skin: yeah
SaxyBrian: and then they shit on your face
SaxyBrian: and its liek..wait ...i havent known you that long
SaxyBrian: we used to cuddle
doll xx skin: hahaha
SaxyBrian: her hair smelled great
SaxyBrian: like the sea or soemthihng
SaxyBrian: like seaweed
doll xx skin: awww
SaxyBrian: man
SaxyBrian: its lke half of my balls have been taken away
SaxyBrian: fuck
SaxyBrian: but hey lets look on teh bright side
SaxyBrian: i at least got to put it in her butt
SaxyBrian: i came in her ass
SaxyBrian: =-Ois what she said
SaxyBrian: u there?
doll xx skin: hahahahaha
SaxyBrian: have you ever had it put in ur butt
SaxyBrian: i have
SaxyBrian: i let her fuck me in the ass with a strap on
doll xx skin: hahahhaah
doll xx skin: are you serious
SaxyBrian: dont tell anyone im telilng you this
SaxyBrian: please
SaxyBrian: but it felt so god
doll xx skin: i dont have anyone to tell
SaxyBrian: good
SaxyBrian: like..most guys deny it
SaxyBrian: but deep down inside we all want our prostates milked
doll xx skin: hahahahha
SaxyBrian: olmg we shared some special moments
SaxyBrian: she told me i was her baby
SaxyBrian: when we had sex we both cried tears of joy
doll xx skin: hahaha
SaxyBrian: it was lke jesus had blessed our pps
doll xx skin: hahaha thats nice
SaxyBrian: she thinks im ugly
SaxyBrian: thats why we broke up
doll xx skin: that sucks
SaxyBrian: she spraypainted "youre ugly" on my house
SaxyBrian: that bitch
SaxyBrian: ill get her
SaxyBrian: shes doing hard time now
SaxyBrian: but when she gets out
SaxyBrian: im gonna ravage the shit out of her cleavage
doll xx skin: hahahaha
doll xx skin: youre so weird
SaxyBrian: im gonna cream in her tits
SaxyBrian: and then you know what im gonna do after that?
doll xx skin: go for it
SaxyBrian: im gonna cream in your tits
SaxyBrian: and you hair
SaxyBrian: you fucking bitch
doll xx skin: no thanks
SaxyBrian: i hate you
doll xx skin: sorry
SaxyBrian: ok sorry
SaxyBrian: sorry i'm just really mad
doll xx skin: its whatever
SaxyBrian: what's whatever?
doll xx skin: nothin
SaxyBrian: you hate me now...
SaxyBrian: :-( im pathetic :-(
doll xx skin: i dotn hate you

read:

candice: the insurance company said they will probblyt pay to have my car fixed
candice: you know how much its gonna cost??
dr_ed_atx : finally
candice: over 5 grand
dr_ed_atx : 2000
dr_ed_atx : fuckin a
candice: it needsa a whole new engine
dr_ed_atx : what is wrong with it?
dr_ed_atx : that sux
dr_ed_atx : wonder what happened
candice: there was something wrong with the oil pump...they said its a common defect in troopers...so the last time we put oil in it it didnt register
candice: so there was basically no oil in it and the engine locked up
dr_ed_atx : then sue the maker
candice: but they are still waiting for the invoice from the mechanic
candice: so they can decide
candice: and he faxed it to them like 2 days after it happened
dr_ed_atx : shit
dr_ed_atx : thats bs
candice: and my mom called them today and they were all like we havent gotten it yet
dr_ed_atx : fuckin liars
candice: so my mom made him fax it again and to her so she also faxed it to thenm
candice: so now they cant say fuckign shit
dr_ed_atx : insurance companies suck
candice: i know
dr_ed_atx : too bad the republicans let them deregulate and dont kick their asses
dr_ed_atx : ha ha ha
dr_ed_atx : see what happens when u vote republican?
candice: whatever you terry shiavo murderer
dr_ed_atx : lolol
dr_ed_atx : Tom Delay did the same thing to one of his relatives
candice: yea who had no chance of living
dr_ed_atx : but its opk when republicans do it
dr_ed_atx : schiavo didnt either
candice: yea she did
candice: she wasnt even on a resperator!
dr_ed_atx : as a vegetable
dr_ed_atx : they had to feed her
candice: if she was a vegetable then why did she smile at her mom?
candice: babies smile at their moms
candice: they arent vegetables
dr_ed_atx : she was brain dead the drs said
candice: but they get rights
dr_ed_atx : so dio ppl
dr_ed_atx : the courts ruled as the law says
candice: babies have to be fed
dr_ed_atx : even conservative judges ruled that way
candice: judges arent always right
candice: so it makes it ok to kill her?
dr_ed_atx : all 10 of them were wrong?
candice: yea
dr_ed_atx : lol
dr_ed_atx : whatecer
candice: they were
candice: im sure lots of other judges would beg to differ with them
dr_ed_atx : doubtful
candice: and only one judge made that ruling byw
dr_ed_atx : they follow case law and precedents
candice: liberals are so barbaric
candice: you know her husband recieved 1.5 million for her rehabilitation funds
dr_ed_atx : it was appealed many times and every judge--including conservatives--upheld the ruling
candice: but it wasnt even used for that
candice: she never even had an mri or anything
dr_ed_atx : nah--he didnt get any mopney
candice: yea he did
dr_ed_atx : nope
dr_ed_atx : quit watching fox
candice: quit listening to bill mahr...hes uneducated
dr_ed_atx : i dont watch him
candice: hes a comedian
candice: quit watching cnn
dr_ed_atx : i read 4 newspapers everyday
candice: wow...ny times?
dr_ed_atx : dallas, houston, austin, and SA
candice: i bet you listen to al franek
candice: franken
candice: haha
dr_ed_atx : no--but i agree with him
dr_ed_atx : the judges all ruled by case law
dr_ed_atx : thats their job
candice: you honestly think it was moral to let her die?
dr_ed_atx : if she was a vegetable--yes
candice: she wasnt though
dr_ed_atx : they could have kept my mom alive
candice: she expressed emotion
dr_ed_atx : but they didnt
candice: whats ur point
candice: if ur mom dies then terry has to?
dr_ed_atx : they can keep anyone alive
dr_ed_atx : indefinitely
candice: so?
candice: that means she should di?
dr_ed_atx : its whether they are brain dead or not
dr_ed_atx : the drs ruled she was
candice: but she wasnt
candice: there were several doctors who said she wasnt
dr_ed_atx : the majority said she was
candice: they should have at least kept her alive longer to investigate the case further
candice: thats not even true
dr_ed_atx : they have been doing this case for years and years
dr_ed_atx : it is too true
candice: no its not
dr_ed_atx : i dont know here the fuck u get your news
candice: i know where you get yours and its made up by comedians dressed up as politicians
dr_ed_atx : lol
dr_ed_atx : anyway
dr_ed_atx : i just wanted to piss u off
dr_ed_atx : lol
dr_ed_atx : all i have to do is diss repub;icans
candice: yea its a laughing matter when an innocent person gets killed
candice: but it isnt when we kick around chickens
dr_ed_atx : u brought up that case--not me
candice: you started making fun of republicans
candice: liberals always start it
dr_ed_atx : and rightfully so
dr_ed_atx : blame the republican judge
dr_ed_atx : who upheld the ruling
candice: more conservatives agree that she should have lived
dr_ed_atx : he is ultra-conservative
candice: and more liberals err on the side of death
candice: cause they dont think logically
candice: they agree with abortion but not with the death penalty
dr_ed_atx : yeah--thats why we believe we should provide health and medical care to all ppl so that they can live
dr_ed_atx : the rs dont
candice: but not terry shiavo....
candice: she doesnt matter
dr_ed_atx : its law
candice: cause some doctors said she didnt
dr_ed_atx : change the law
candice: no its not law it was an interpretation of the law
dr_ed_atx : as all rulings are
candice: the law is fucking malliable
dr_ed_atx : and both liberal and conservatove judges agreed the ruling was correct
candice: so youre just going to blindly accept anything a judge rules??
candice: you know hundreds of innocent ppl have been killed by the death penalty
dr_ed_atx : yep
dr_ed_atx : thanks to Rs
candice: oh god
candice: give me a break
dr_ed_atx : they voted it in
candice: you wanna know a funny story
candice: the other day i was driving behind this beamer
candice: they had a bumper sticker about kerry
candice: and all this other liberal crap
candice: the environment
dr_ed_atx : bush even killed retarded ppl and little kids
candice: and they had all this shit coming out of the exaust pipe
candice: and all i could think to myself was...typical liberal
candice: haha thats such a false statementy
dr_ed_atx : yeah--and when i see a giant SUV with a bush sticker and support the war i think--your fucking suv is why we had to go to iraq to increase oil production in the first place
candice: you killed terry schiavo and ur going to hell
dr_ed_atx : bush did kill them
dr_ed_atx : he killed a retarded perso
candice: its not bushs fault we have to increase oil production
candice: its the towel heads fault
candice: yea ok ed
candice: im sure he did
dr_ed_atx : if we invested in alternatiove fuels we wouldnt be in this situation
candice: you ppl blame bush for everything because you are so bitter
dr_ed_atx : he killed them
candice: youre bitter the only liberal talk show is al frankens
dr_ed_atx : he could have stopped the execution
candice: because the pretends to be a politician the best
candice: ahhahaha
dr_ed_atx : well, the country will be bankrupt if we keep electing republicans
candice: i bet you believe everything a liberal tells you
dr_ed_atx : fuckin big spnders
candice: liberals make so much shit up
candice: big spenders?!?!?
candice: look at kerry
candice: hahaha
dr_ed_atx : we have the BIGGEST deficit ever
dr_ed_atx : thanks to Bush
dr_ed_atx : the 2nd biggest
dr_ed_atx : his dad
candice: GOOD
dr_ed_atx : BIG SPENDERS
dr_ed_atx : now we all oew 28K per person
dr_ed_atx : thanks to Bush
candice: at least my money isnt going to drug addicts
dr_ed_atx : yeah--its going to mega corporations run by Bush's friends
candice: kerry spent over 2 billion on the campaign for president
dr_ed_atx : so?
candice: and all he got was a lousy tshirt
candice: hahahahahahaha
dr_ed_atx : Bush is the biggest spender in the history of the country
candice: kerry blew 2 billion dollars on a lousy tshirt
dr_ed_atx : bush spent more
candice: you dont call that big spending??
candice: yea...on something productive
dr_ed_atx : u dont call a 6000 billion dollar deficit big?
dr_ed_atx : 600
candice: whats ur point
dr_ed_atx : he is the biggest spending president in history
candice: spending = good
dr_ed_atx : and is bankrupting our future
dr_ed_atx : debt = bad
candice: taxing = bad
dr_ed_atx : debt is worse
candice: taxing is worse
dr_ed_atx : lol
dr_ed_atx : whatever
dr_ed_atx : u will learn
candice: kerry was gonna tax everyone so he could buy more t shirts and ketchup bottles for his wife
candice: nah most ppl are liberal when they are young and conservative when they are older
dr_ed_atx : Rs raised taxes
candice: so ill just get ultra conservative
candice: haha
candice: uhhhhh
candice: republicans raised them???
dr_ed_atx : they did in texas
candice: clinton raised taxes in 1997
candice: it was the biggest tax increase we had in 60 yrs
dr_ed_atx : and what happened?
candice: the economy went into a recession
dr_ed_atx : the best economy the country has ever had
dr_ed_atx : EVER
dr_ed_atx : EVER
candice: remember all the dot commers/????
candice: clinton didnt have shit to do with anything.
candice: he was riding off of reagan and bush#1 coattails
candice: the only reason he had a surplus was bc he cut the military in half
candice: it didnt have anything to do with taxes
candice: he just made america weak
candice: thats why we got attacked so many times under him
dr_ed_atx : whatever
candice: remember the wtc in 1992??
dr_ed_atx : we got attacked under Bush
candice: the uss cole in 98?
dr_ed_atx : remember 911
candice: right when he was inaugurated
dr_ed_atx : Busj fucked it up
dr_ed_atx : a year after
candice: remember the american embassies in africa?
candice: more like 6months
dr_ed_atx : u see what u wanna see
candice: no youre a kool-aid drinker
candice: michael moore
candice: hahaha
dr_ed_atx : u say clinton caused the recession, but he rode reagans coattails
dr_ed_atx : what about Bush Sr?
candice: another uneducated fiberal
candice: i said he rode his coattail too
dr_ed_atx : he had a huge deficit and he was AFTER reagan
candice: thats why the economy was good bc of the R's in the late 80s
candice: the only pres that didnnt have a deficit was nixon
dr_ed_atx : rising unemployment, deficits
dr_ed_atx : so good
candice: what??
dr_ed_atx : clinton
candice: our unemployment is 5.2
dr_ed_atx : had the biggest surplus ever
dr_ed_atx : EVER
dr_ed_atx : EVER
dr_ed_atx : EVER
candice: that surplus was only projected
dr_ed_atx : bs
candice: beyond clinton's years
candice: he HAD A DEFICIT
candice: all presidents had one
dr_ed_atx : no he didnt
candice: yes he did lol
candice: look it up
candice: google it
dr_ed_atx : who the fuck are u getting your info from?
candice: me
dr_ed_atx : some republican webiste
candice: from fox....they are fair and balanced
candice: unlike cnn
dr_ed_atx : ha ha ha ha
dr_ed_atx : LOLOLOLOL
candice: the commie news network
dr_ed_atx : LMAO
dr_ed_atx : whatever
candice: good cumback
dr_ed_atx : fox is ultra conservative
dr_ed_atx : its a joke
candice: so what??
dr_ed_atx : its NOT news
candice: at least fox has liberals on there
dr_ed_atx : its politics
dr_ed_atx : whatever
dr_ed_atx : stupid ones
candice: why are their ratings higher than cnn??
candice: haha
candice: all liberals are stupid
candice: hahaha
dr_ed_atx : becvause most ppl in america are dumb rednecks
candice: yea ok haha
dr_ed_atx : the highe the education level, the more likely to be liberal
candice: if you hate america so much then why not move to canada
candice: higher education???
dr_ed_atx : who said i hated it
candice: look at michael moore
candice: why cant they win an election if liberals are supposed to be a "thinking party"
dr_ed_atx : bcz most ppl are dumb
candice: compared to who?
dr_ed_atx : thats hwy the vote repbublican--against their own economic interest
candice: a good bit of youre own party voted for bush
candice: and middle of the road ppl
candice: cause they are sick of libs
dr_ed_atx : democrats will be back in power soon
candice: doubtful
dr_ed_atx : Rs keep fucking shit up
dr_ed_atx : just wait
candice: like who? hillary clittoon?
dr_ed_atx : ive seen it swing back and forth
dr_ed_atx : always does
candice: ppl are sick of the progressive liberal bullshit
dr_ed_atx : we'll see
candice: yea right
candice: thats what you said before the election
dr_ed_atx : we'll have a democratic prez b4 u r my age
candice: but all he got was a t shirt
dr_ed_atx : ok
dr_ed_atx : lets go get drunk
candice: liberal fiberal
dr_ed_atx : lol
candice: brb
candice: ok
candice: hey why is ur party so racist
candice: they keep blacks on welfare
BUZZ!!!
dr_ed_atx : lol
dr_ed_atx : whatever
dr_ed_atx : they are on welfare because we fail to invest in their education
candice: bush has only been in office for 4 1/2 years ...whats their excuse for being on it scince the 1960's?
dr_ed_atx : racism and lack of educational opportunities
candice: all my families money went to property taxes to fund schools on the east side
dr_ed_atx : so?
dr_ed_atx : your school was far better
candice: then why arent they getting an education?
candice: if we fund all that money
candice: ive been inside schools over there...
candice: they are way better than anderson
dr_ed_atx : because they dont spend anymore than Anderson, but they need to pay teachers more to work there
candice: no child left behind...bush was the only one to fund that
dr_ed_atx : thats bs
dr_ed_atx : its not funded
candice: yea it is
dr_ed_atx : it costs states money
candice: one of kennedy's bills
dr_ed_atx : look
dr_ed_atx : im a fucking PhD in education
dr_ed_atx : i study this shit
dr_ed_atx : i think i know
dr_ed_atx : when u publish some articles on educ reform, then i might think you have a point
candice: what have you published?
dr_ed_atx : 6 articles
candice: where are they?
dr_ed_atx : and 50 national presentations
candice: how do i find them?
dr_ed_atx : go to the library
candice: whats it under/
dr_ed_atx : my name
dr_ed_atx : lol
candice: dr dimento?
candice: haha
dr_ed_atx : only 50% of the teachers in black schools are certified
candice: hardly anyone in this area is certified
dr_ed_atx : 100% at ANderson
candice: i dont think so
dr_ed_atx : ummm--im the state's expert in this area
dr_ed_atx : i know
candice: i remember lots of my teachers not being certified
candice: and look at me now
candice: about to get a bachelors in EE
candice: and im a state expert in that area
candice: hahahahha
dr_ed_atx : most are certified at ANderson
dr_ed_atx : i can prove it
candice: so its not 100% anymore?
dr_ed_atx : i dont know when u were in school
dr_ed_atx : actually, 93% were last year
dr_ed_atx : same with Bowie
candice: so what
dr_ed_atx : and Austin HS
candice: bush has a higher iq that kerry
candice: hahahaha
candice: and that i can prove
dr_ed_atx : bush is tupid
candice: hahahahahahahahaha
candice: whats tupid?
candice: you thinker
dr_ed_atx : reagan and johnston only have 77% certified
candice: so if he has a higher iq than kerry then what does that make kerry?
dr_ed_atx : Bush is not smarter than Kerry
candice: bushs iq is 140 and kerrys is around 130
dr_ed_atx : where the fuck did u see that?
dr_ed_atx : ive met Bush
dr_ed_atx : he is a moron
dr_ed_atx : altho smarter than Perry
candice: if you read 4 newspapers you would have seen that it was in both of their transcripts before they joined the military
candice: ive met bush too
candice: hes a friend of my family
dr_ed_atx : and he is dumb
dr_ed_atx : everyone i know that has worked with him has said so
candice: probably all liberals
candice: i didnt know liberals worked
dr_ed_atx : nope
candice: i thought they all sat around collecting welfare checks and bitching about their lives
dr_ed_atx : there are more Rs on welfare than Ds
candice: bullshit
candice: theres more democrats in prison than republicans
dr_ed_atx : most poor ppl are rural and white
dr_ed_atx : they vote republican
candice: so?
dr_ed_atx : so most poor ppl are Rs
candice: thats a logical fallacy
dr_ed_atx : no it isnt
candice: just because most rural ppl vote R doesnt mean most Rs are poor
candice: there are many more wealthy ppl who vote repub
dr_ed_atx : most poor ppl are rural, and almost all rural ppl vote R
candice: how about all the inner city ppl who are poor
candice: they vote democrat
candice: rural areas are sparsely populated
dr_ed_atx : of course they do--cuz the Rs cut their taxes and raise taxes on the poor
candice: i think cities have much more to do with it
candice: and suburban areas
dr_ed_atx : most poor ppl are rural
candice: we didnt raise taxes on the poor we cut them for everyone
candice: no they arent
dr_ed_atx : cut them more for the wealthy
candice: there are poor ppl everywhere
dr_ed_atx : the Texas Rs raised taxes on the poor
dr_ed_atx : and are trying to do it again
dr_ed_atx : they just dont call them taxes
candice: they got less of a tax cut than middle of the road and poor ppl
dr_ed_atx : they call them fees
dr_ed_atx : bs
dr_ed_atx : u r so full of shit
candice: ur full of shit
candice: ur eyes are turning brown
candice: lol
dr_ed_atx : most of the tax cuts when to the very wealthy
candice: bs
dr_ed_atx : true
dr_ed_atx : sorry
dr_ed_atx : its true
candice: nope
dr_ed_atx : no disputing it
candice: when bush went into office the rich ppls went from 38% to 36%
candice: everyone else got a bigger percentage
candice: tax cut
dr_ed_atx : but 1% of a million is more than 2% of 10,000
dr_ed_atx : basic math
candice: rich ppl are the ones creating more jobs and should get a tax cut
dr_ed_atx : ha ha ha
candice: duh
dr_ed_atx : LOLOLOL
dr_ed_atx : trickle down econmics
dr_ed_atx : its not true
candice: clinton was into trickle down
candice: with monica
candice: hahaha
dr_ed_atx : rich ppl spend their money on foreign luxury items
candice: so do democrats
candice: what about the heinz corporation all over the world
dr_ed_atx : what about it?
candice: theyre rich ppl spending all their money overseas
candice: do you have class envy?
dr_ed_atx : i think rich ppl have it way easier than ppor ppl and that rich ppl dont pay their fair share
dr_ed_atx : and im rich
dr_ed_atx : so there
candice: how much do you pay in taxes?
dr_ed_atx : since i make more money than 80% of the families in the US
dr_ed_atx : 35% and 6K in proprty taxes
dr_ed_atx : and prob 1K in sales taxes
candice: if urso
candice: if ur so rich then why not just give all ur money to black ppl?
dr_ed_atx : thata what i pay taxes for
candice: i thought you siad rich ppl dont pay their fair share
dr_ed_atx : but now its going to rich ppl so they can buy giant SUVs
dr_ed_atx : they dont
candice: what type of car is urs?
candice: why do you keep referring to suvs
dr_ed_atx : bcz thats what rich ppl and rappers drive
candice: suvs are more convienient for ppl
dr_ed_atx : i drive a 96 honda civic
candice: they fit more ppl
dr_ed_atx : lol
dr_ed_atx : they fit ONE big fat ass
candice: i dont care what rappers drive
dr_ed_atx : thats how many ppl arev usually in them
candice: why is it so bad to own an suv?
candice: honda..isnt that foreign?
candice: thats not good for america
dr_ed_atx : bcz they guzzle gas
dr_ed_atx : i save gas--thats good for america
candice: so would you rather use gas here in america or buy a foreign car and make another country rich?
candice: where do you buy ur gas
dr_ed_atx : my Honda was made in America
candice: maybe part of it
dr_ed_atx : at gas stations
dr_ed_atx : where does gas come from?
dr_ed_atx : the middle east
candice: bush has been trying to get it from alaska
candice: but the liberals wont let him
dr_ed_atx : there isnt much there really
candice: its enough to last us 60 yrs
dr_ed_atx : maybe
dr_ed_atx : maybe not
candice: maybe by then well have alternative fuels
dr_ed_atx : if ppl would stop driving SUVs when they only have one person in the car would save more than that
dr_ed_atx : Bush doesnt want to find alt fuels
candice: and a lot of alternative fuels we cant even use now because they arent scientifically advanced enough
candice: like hybrid cars
dr_ed_atx : they have hybriod cars
candice: we would have to expend more energy into getting a hybrid car than using regular gas in the first place
candice: its not a primary resource
dr_ed_atx : we already have them
candice: we woudnt be able to use them in mass production
candice: we dont have many
dr_ed_atx : they already do
candice: and we cant
dr_ed_atx : they already mass produce them
candice: and electric cars are dangerous
dr_ed_atx : we have hybrid cars already
candice: they dont yet
candice: they arent safe either
dr_ed_atx : ummm
dr_ed_atx : yes they do
candice: when they get into accidents firemen get killed because the electrical components ignite the gas
candice: trust me im in EE ....i know
candice: im an expert

posing as rikka to gen:
 
Reeses670: hey
Reeses670: you complete me
Reeses670: you had me from hellop
Reeses670: *tear*
Reeses670: GEN
Reeses670: WTF
Reeses670: DONT DO ME LIKE THIS
Reeses670: GEN I GAVE YOU MY HEART
Reeses670: AND YOU RIPPED IT OUT!
Reeses670: just imagine
Reeses670: you
Reeses670: me
Reeses670: a family
Reeses670: a puppy
Reeses670: well name it fluffy
Reeses670: and teach it to sit
Reeses670: we can change the world together
Reeses670: gen, i know the truth
Reeses670: fucking answer me
Reeses670: you arent idle
Reeses670: and thats the truth
Reeses670: gen
Reeses670: ge
Reeses670: gen
Reeses670: gen
Reeses670: gen
Reeses670: gen
Reeses670: gen
Reeses670: gen
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Reeses670: gen remember when we met?
Reeses670: i remember you
Reeses670: you had a spark in your eye
Reeses670: you were like a fallen angel
Reeses670: you fell from the sky
Reeses670: god sent you down for me
Reeses670: god must have spent
Reeses670: a little more time
Reeses670: on youuuuu
Reeses670: woooohooooooooooooooooo
Reeses670: i just came up with that myself
Reeses670: isnt that awesome?
Bonitalatina7: uhhh
Reeses670: there you are
Reeses670: my love
Reeses670:
Reeses670: gen talk to me
Reeses670: tell me your feelings
Bonitalatina7: who the hell is this?
Reeses670: rikka
Reeses670: who is this?
Reeses670: i like this game
Bonitalatina7: ya ok
Bonitalatina7: this is rikka
Bonitalatina7: wtf?
Reeses670: roses are red
Reeses670: violets are blue
Reeses670: me like you
Reeses670: youre my cupcake wupcake
Reeses670: hahahahahhahaah
Reeses670: youre my VAG
Reeses670: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Reeses670: god
Reeses670: now who do you think it is?
Bonitalatina7: candice?
 
later on my sn:
 
Bonitalatina7: u totally freaked me out
Bonitalatina7: really
Candice1455: hahaha
Bonitalatina7: i'm high as shit right now

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pics from last semester

my perception of every high school girls webpage

funny convo:
 
livinfast55: hey girl
livinfast55: i dont know if u remember me but
livinfast55: we did talk b4
livinfast55: so
livinfast55: u're on my list somehow
livinfast55: 24 m boston
livinfast55: wanna talk
livinfast55: and ct
candice: hi
livinfast55: ?
livinfast55: hey
livinfast55: how r ya
livinfast55: ?
candice: good
livinfast55: happy new year by the way
candice: k thanks
livinfast55: i hope it'll be a great year for all of us
candice: i kinda dont..but thats just me
livinfast55: i think we all need it
candice: i hope everyone does not have a good year
candice: i think we all need a good slap in the butt
candice: i hope some karate guy shoves his nunchuks up my asshole
livinfast55: but we already did get that slap
livinfast55: lol
livinfast55: hey where r u from
livinfast55: ?
candice: karate land
livinfast55: what city are you in
candice: the city of pp's
livinfast55: do u wanna talk on the phone
candice: about what
livinfast55: ?
livinfast55: i dunno
livinfast55: lol
candice: about our life stories and how we like to sip steaming butthole juice on a rainy day?
livinfast55: pretty much
livinfast55: pretty horny right now actually
livinfast55: ..
candice: wow that is so cool!
livinfast55: ..
livinfast55: interesting
candice: ..
candice: ..
candice: ..
candice: ..
candice: .
livinfast55: well..
candice: .almost as interesting as you being horny
livinfast55: yeah
livinfast55: rn't u
livinfast55: why r u online
candice: no
candice: cause im bored
livinfast55: and?
candice: if i was horny id be out fucking
livinfast55: instead u're chatting about?
candice: why dont you scroll up and find out?
livinfast55: that u want everyone to lick their ass juice
candice: so you think thats your ticket to phone sex with me?
livinfast55: did i say that
livinfast55: u did
candice: then what was it that made you think that?
livinfast55: ?
livinfast55: think what
candice: that im horny
livinfast55: the fact that you're talking about ass juice
livinfast55: twice
candice: lol sorry but that doesnt mean im horny
candice: i dunno if thats the sorta thing you like but not me
livinfast55: thats kool
livinfast55: i've not done it much
candice: look just take your 5 inch pecker and rub it on someone elses shit ok?
livinfast55: thats real funny
livinfast55: u seem like u've been fucked by me b4
candice: you seem like a virgin
livinfast55: thats funny
candice: cause youre trying to pick up on chicks from yahoo cause youre too afraid to do it in person
livinfast55: and who said that
livinfast55: u?
livinfast55: lol
livinfast55: crazy hoe
candice: obviously cause i just typed it
candice: btw thanks for saying im funny
livinfast55: yea
livinfast55: hilarious
candice: ppl tell me i have a good sense of humor
candice: yea im a hoe cause i just rejected you..that makes a whole lotta sense
candice: suck my hairy dick man
candice: i have a huge boner right now
candice: and its all veiny
candice: im cumming!
candice: ahhhhh
candice: thanks
livinfast55: you're grossing the shit out of me
livinfast55: fuck off
candice: will you let me cum on your lips?
candice: ill give you a grand facial
candice: the facial of a lifetime!
livinfast55: are you real
livinfast55: ?
candice: as real as a man can get
candice: wanna buy a bag of my peachfuzz for 50 cents?

its maddy goil!!!!

The voice in every hs girl's head

ok everyone, this is the moment you have all been waiting for!! MY SECOND MODEL SHOOT!!!!! finally! please come in and enjoy!!!

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These are some pics from when my best friend threw a surprise bday party for her mom, and every pic that was taken with me in it i was the ONLY one looking at the camera...how that happened, I dont know, but i have the dumbest look on my face in every single one of them.

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It happens here but this time its fucking wierd. Its when i went to one of my little brother's football games a while back and they were losing really bad.  I remembered there was some camera guy way the fuck down on the field like soo far away from where we were sitting.  I thought he was fucking recording a video or something.  I had no idea he was zooming in that close. How the fuck am I always the only one in pictures who looks at the camera?

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I thought I'd put some new music on here. I chose this song because I think that it's what plays in the background as someone approaches the gates of hell, with the devil waiting right inside with a spatula ready to spank all the sinners who are arriving. Isn't this song so fucking evil sounding?? If I died and went to hell and this music was playing in the background I'd most likely piss my pants.

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